the recession hit aoba p hard
hIS JACKET FUCKING TRYING TO EAT HIM SEND AN AMBULANCE
it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis
like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat
DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT
untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock
a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting
your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum
you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.
when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason
ok but you know what’s the cutest thing
when cats go trotting past on their urgent private kitty errands and they have no time for your nonsense
they have places to be it’s super super important
MEGATRON HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM
I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
WITH THIS CHAIR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MEGATRON IS NO MORE.
DECEPTICONS, TAKE OFF!