dadfunkadelic:

no godsno masters

dadfunkadelic:

no gods
no masters

enitari:

mopsthefloors:

the recession hit aoba p hard

hIS JACKET FUCKING TRYING TO EAT HIM SEND AN AMBULANCE

kinginthewest:

it’s just like, why are there cat emojis for loads of emotions as well as normal humans emojis

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like, when do i need to express these emotions… but as a cat

mishasminions:

DEMON DEAN SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT

gaydicks420:

shuckl:

shuckl:

shuckl:

untapped aesthetic: surrealist jock

a varsity jacket but it has three arms and it’s melting

your football shoulder pads have grass growing out of them and they constantly hum

you shove nerds not into lockers, but into other planes of existence. your football is always singing, singing, singing. the astroturf changes colors beneath you, and whispers the name of every person you’ve ever loved.

breadmaakesyoufat:

when a group of teenagers walks past you and starts laughing at you for no apparent reason

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jumpingjacktrash:

ok but you know what’s the cutest thing

when cats go trotting past on their urgent private kitty errands and they have no time for your nonsense

they have places to be it’s super super important

thirteenfunbreaker:

gentlemanbones:

MEGATRON HAS GONE TO THE BATHROOM

I, STARSCREAM, NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS

WITH THIS CHAIR BLOCKING THE DOOR, MEGATRON IS NO MORE.

DECEPTICONS, TAKE OFF!

the eagle has landed